Well, hello discerning shopper.
It is here that you will find all of the things that a well rounded Gorilla enthusiast should possess.
Why continue to be the low class slob that your friends suspect you to be?
You could be a low class slob in a Gas House Gorillas' t-shirt!!!
Stand up and be counted Gorilla fans! Buy the latest Gorillas' CD, blast that sucka as you cruise through town, just being your sexy Gorilla self!
SHOW THE WORLD THAT YOU ARE INDEED A MEMBER OF THE ROYAL ORDER OF GOD'S FAVORITE RHYTHM AND BLUES BAND, THE GAS HOUSE GORILLAS!!!
It is your right! It is your duty!
I thank you.
Joe Gorilla, esq